Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner,  who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal,  his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.  She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this  had only made her more curious..

Over the course of the evening, while  watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more  between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his  mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,  but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week  later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to  dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.

You don't  suppose she took it, do you?"

Anthony replied, " Well, I doubt it, but  I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and  wrote:

Dear Momma,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the  sugar bowl
from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take it. But  the fact
remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love,

Anthony


Several days later, Anthony  received a response email from his Momma which read:

Dear  Son,

I'm a not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
and
I'm not  saying
that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact
remains that if she  was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found
the sugar bowl by  now.

Love,

Momma


~ Lesson - Don't Lie to Your  Mother...

I may be a tease, But I am not a bitch