1. "Pretty...mine...yum!"
2. Wear bug spray as cologne (if you're a boy) or take a bath in heavy perfume (if your a girl)
3. Ask to "borrow" an old friend's children, then show up for your date pretending that they are your own.
4. When told where your blind date goes to school, say that that is where your kids went last year, too.
5. Belch enormously then immediately reach for a kiss.
6. Give your blind date a box of chocolates that have all been nibbled on.
7. If he/she asks your ambition in life, tell him/her that you want to be a Zen monk.
8. Paint a face on an egg and make hair for it, and bring it on the date. Whenever your blind date tries to say something, cradle your egg and whisper "shh! My baby is sleeping."
9. Chomp down on gum during the whole date, if you stop to eat, put your gum behind your ear and ask the waiter if he/she can bring you some more gum.
10. Draw a face on your finger and make the finger talk for you.