http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/ 4wateveritsworth Thu, 11 Nov 2004 07:25:28 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2004. Fashion Humor Music http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html Thu, 11 Nov 2004 15:25:03 GMT 1. "Pretty...mine...yum!" 2. Wear bug spray as cologne (if you're a boy) or take a bath in heavy perfume (if your a girl) 3. Ask to "borrow" an old friend's children, then show up for your date pretending that they are your own. 4. When told where your blind date goes to school, say that that is where your kids went last year, too. 5. Belch enormously then immediately reach for a kiss. 6. Give your blind date a box of chocolates that have all been nibbled on. 7. If he/she asks your ambition in life, tell him/her that you want to be a Zen monk. 8. Paint a face on an egg... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=7 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:36:08 GMT Virtually everyone has been dumped at some time in their life. I know I have and I know how much it hurts. Rejection is like a severe pain something twisting your insides. You may even feel nausea, headaches and even sickness. You may even find that for some reason you are subject to every cold and bug within a mile of you. Picking up the pieces is very tough. You will wish that your life could go back to the way it was before he left and you will live in hope that he will return. You may even feel that no body will ever want you and that you will never find love again. This is of... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=6 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html Thu, 28 Oct 2004 18:50:46 GMT Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=5 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html Thu, 28 Oct 2004 18:27:40 GMT 1. Pick up a pair and simply say, "Do think these will look good for the show tonight?". 2. Have you and a friend be in one coat together and say to the other, "Do you think we could both fit in this size?" 3. Ask if these (underwear) come with free femine hygine products. 4. Go up to a worker and say."Do you know if you have of those Sumo wresler things that they wear on the sale rack?" Nyahhhhhh!!!! http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=4 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:22:25 GMT Men hate to get rejected by women. There's nothing worse than having your ego smashed to little pieces when the woman of your (wet) dreams turns you down for a date. You really thought she was interested, but somehow you must have misread her signals...So what most guys are looking for is a set of clear signals that a woman is definitely warm for their form.... 1- She's "in your face" All of a sudden, you'll become aware of her presence everywhere -- she "just happens" to show up wherever you hang out, or you keep passing her in the hallway at work, or she "accidentally" bumps... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=3 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/2.html Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:59:57 GMT By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=2 http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/archive/1.html Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:12:36 GMT Hear what they have to say..it might help ... She will appear around the house semi-naked, like getting dinner and only wear an apron or wear dungarees, but no shirt or bra. -Hamish Muir During lovemaking it turns me on when my girl looks me in the eye and tells me she loves me. -Miss Liz He lightly runs his hands up and down my back, then gently kisses up my spine. -Megan Kisses me softly on my breasts and on my inner thighs! It's just so wonderful! -Diane Elmore While kissing me, he gently bites my bottom lip ~Ohhhh Yeah! -B. He calls me at work in the... (more) http://4wateveritsworth.blogdrive.com/comments?id=1